About me.. well hmm..

First of all.. I don't drive an over-sized SUV. I don't wear affliction shirts. I don't wear bling. I don't have any barbed wire or tribal tattoos. I'm not a homophobe and although I take care of myself and my body, I don't spend my free time in the gym.

I AM, however, real, honest, intelligent, funny and awesome..:)

Secondly.. I love ellipses (...)'s.. Really they are the only type of punctuation you need nowadays..

Thirdly, I'm awesome!.. did I already mention that?

Fourthly, yes.. I really did just say "fourthly"

Fifthly, I hate numbered lists.

Sixthly.. wtf? sixthly? really?.. Anyways, my 3 favorite words are "awesome", "retarded" and "lover". Though, contrary to what you might think, retarded lovers are not that awesome..

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my job:

I work for The US Department of Redundancy Department as a "Doer of important things worth doingerer."
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my ethnicity:

French Moroccan, Spanish and German. My father speaks 12 languages fluently. I speak one.
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my religion:

I worship the GAUSOK.. It stands for the Google Almighty Universal Source Of Knowledge.. Whenever I have questions about life and stuff I just pray to the GAUSOK and he answers all my prayers..
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my education:

I is teh highest educateded you's could possibly imagined. I didded the skools ant I lernt a lots of stuffs. One time i gotted a green ribbon in a spelling B fur partisipayshuning!
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favorite hot spots:

Your pants, my pants, other peoples pantses.. Pantseses in general..
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favorite things:

I love that one show with that one actor.. You know.. the one with that shirt! My favorite movie is that one with the guy in the pants... Cause that show I watched with the guy in the shirt was kinda awkward with him having no pants.
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last read:

This sentence.. As I typed it.
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my pets:

My 2 legged dog Henry who enthusiastically hops by my side as I walk. Sometimes I "unintentionally" bump him with my leg so he tips over. Then I feel bad and I say "good puppy". He licks my toe cause he can't reach my hand cause I knocked him over earlier in the story. THE END


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I'm a genuine, inquisitive, passionate, creative, intelligent, educated, risk taker.

I find humor in every day life and crack myself up on a regular basis.

I believe in living for the journey, not the destination.

I'm a born entertainer, philosopher and scientist (no, not a Scientologist!). I love to make people laugh, feel and think.

I don't take myself too seriously.

I love learning new things, meeting new people, trying new foods and exploring new places.

I rarely, if ever, get embarrassed and love to let loose and have a good time and don't really care what people think of me.

I frequently dance as if no one is watching.

I believe in being open, honest and direct and appreciate the same in others.

I'm far from perfect but I strive to always be moving in that direction.

I believe being nervous or scared is a horrible reason to NOT do something.

Similarly, I believe "It's just not ME" is a ridiculous excuse for not trying something new.

I'm confident, unique, passionate, sensitive and love life.

I LOVE to dance.

I know what I want and usually get it.. When I don't I accept it.

I try to stay ego-less and open minded as much as possible and do not get along with close minded, egotistical or overly materialistic people.

I don't watch sports.

I love all things beautiful; art, nature and people alike.
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Qualities I admire in a woman:

Confidence

Intelligence

Open-mindedness

Personality

Maturity

Beauty

Ability to laugh at yourself

Caring

Sensitivity

Non-egotistical

Fun-loving

Passionate

Intuitive

Creative

Artistic

Non-needy

Independent

Driven

Outspoken

Loyal

Unique

A GREAT sense of humor

Ummm.. Probably some place VERY public so I could make sure you weren't a creepy weirdo or a stalker or something.. :)

But honestly where we go or what we do is not really important.. It's all about chemistry!