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Moved to Mira Loma about six months ago. Trying to get to know the area and meet up with cool people. Looking for girls who are not bi-polar. Not hung up on their ex boyfriend (s) Over the age of 25 and dont have issues with their ex that bleeds into their future relationships, etc
And seriously, why must it always be "meet up for drinks?" Do you need to loosen up with alcohol when meeting up with someone the first time? Im not saying its a bad idea. Just find it funny how 80 percent of the profiles have that same exact line.


And no, I dont send long emails the first time. If you reply back, maybe I will type more than "hi" or something. Why send a long email about myself if I dont know youre gonna reply? Maybe I should do the 2 page copy and paste bio and send it to you first. Seriously, thats not how it is done in person. You walk up and say hi first. If the person responds, you go from there. Not just out of the blue, ( 2 minute bio of myself)

You can tell how long people have been on here by how long their profiles are and how bitter and jaded they are. I started off with 2 sentences and as time went on and the more people Ive met, it turned into a story. There has to be someone compatible with me, right? Someone?

Turn offs:
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If youre one of those girls on here who turned dating into a social past-time, hobby, career, speed dating, and or way to fill your week, please save both of us the time and dont bother. I absolutely HATE it when girls fill their entire week up with dates with new guys. Sure this is a dating site and youre trying to meet the right guy but seriously, 1 or 2 guys a night every night? Can you even keep track of their names or know who youre talking to when you answer your phone? Whats the point? So the weekend is reserved for the guy you like the most out of the entire week of guys? Thats special. Be sure to take a shower and wash off the smell of Starbucks or Jamba Juice that youve been bathing in all week. LMAO.
Here is a tip on how to weed out 3 or 4 of those guys per week: ACTUALLY TALK TO THEM ON THE PHONE FIRST BEFORE SETTING UP A DATE. You can tell within 10 minutes of actually talking whether that person interests you.

If anywhere in your profile you spell )were-where, your-youre, there-their) wrong. Also: To and too. That is the major one. You can spell words wrong and it doesnt bother me but just know the difference between those words and use them correctly. Its a 5th grade english education, not a spelling error.

If you get offended when a guy asks for a full body picture. There must be a reason. We all know the angle trick (Up above aiming down showing just the face and shoulders) Youre not fooling anyone. Having all 8 of your photos in the exact same angle doesnt help. Although, Ive heard guys going for girls even when the girl has no photo up. Pretty hard up. Its hard enough just going off of a photo let alone no photo at all. Lets help us all out and put up accurate, non-misleading photos. None of my photos are older than a year. Im not trying to make 220lbs look like 150. Im not trying to take your attention off my fat by diverting your eyes to my big boobs. Although, big boobs are nice.

Turn ons:
Straight brown hair. Athletic, good judge of character, strong-minded. Isnt an attention whore. Likes to swim and do things other than shopping or going to a club every weekend.


Music: KROQ, 91X, KFROG, 105.3. Most of the new country. Silversun pickup, offspring, System of a Down, Bright eyes, Linkin Park, Evenessance, Flyleaf, Warner Drive,

How bout: We just suggest meeting up to say hi and give a hug. No worries about long over stayed dates. Not having to down your glass of beer because you cant wait to get out of there. Not having to have your friend message you with a fake emergency. Not having to pretend you have to pick up your kids from your ex right away. Just say hi and leave. After that, the two people can text later and decide if they wanna meet up again. None of this forced smiles,laughter, etc. I dont do that anymore. If we both know there is NOTHING there, I honestly say "nice meeting you and thats that. No more wasting each others times with uncomfortable small talk. It may sound conceited but you know its true and you know youve been through it before.
Yes, I did meet up with one girl who right away we both knew there was nothing there. I almost had enough guts to just give her a hug and go back to my car. Instead, we went to her local bar, bought her a drink and for the longest 15 minutes of my life, I watched her focus her attention at looking around the bar and her phonethe entire time. Complete waste of my time and the 20 dollars I spent for the drinks. It wasnt even that that irritated me. It was just the rudeness given off by her. For one, she weighed 250 lbs and tried squeezing into a skirt and blouse LITERALLY 3 sizes smaller than her actual size. Of course, ALL of her pictures made her appear to be less heavy than she actually was. For two: She didnt even make an effort to seem less rude. She acted like I was totally into her and was hoping the date would go well.
So, a few things learned from just that one bad encounter: Always ask for a body picture. Never plan a long date. And, sometimes its better to just tell the person right off politely that we should just shake hands and leave it at that. Sometimes even trying to make a new friend is just going to be a dreadful experience.

Id love to hear some of your bad experiences. I might write a book based solely on bad experiences from first date E dating.
It never used to be this hard where I used to live. The girls start off ****y and once you get past that, they losen up and are cool. Here in the IE, they start out cool and then INSTANTLY turn bi polar.