I hope you like lists?
But First. You should be:
Able to take a joke. This is probably the most important thing. If you can make fun of yourself, this is an even better thing because you're awesome.
Not describing yourself as fun-loving. Everybody loves to have fun and everybody knows that everybody else loves to have fun, so you describing yourself as loving to have fun not only tells everybody that reads your profile that you love things that everyone else in the world loves to do, you're also telling people you don't have a firm grasp on reality because you feel it necessary to tell the person reading your profile that you love to have fun because you are completely unaware that other people also like to do fun things.
You must be able to read through long, disjointed, run-on sentences and tell me how retarded I am when you're finished.

And sarcasm should be your friend.

I enjoy watching not bad movies.

I like starting sentences with 'and'

I wish more people knew how to spell 'definitely'.

I also have an unparalleled ability to raise/lower each eyebrow individually. At the same time.

I've taken a year and a half of university,creeping in on a year's break and I'll be going back in January and I'm more than a mild form of stoked for it.

I'm a youth leader at a church down the road with some of the greatest kids of all time. OF ALL TIME. And I LOVE it.

I love traveling. I've been on waay too many trips to the US, I was in London for 9 hours one time(and I'd totally be down for living there after seeing it), and spent 2 weeks in southern Uganda.

I'm a Seinfeld and The Office junkie.

I'm fairly selective in what kind of music I listen to. 99% of the time it's some variation of alt. rock, but I've been known to rock out to a Katy Perry song or two.(Hot N' Cold and Wakin' Up in Vegas. Or whatever)

Favo(u)rite bands AREEE:

Powderfinger
Muse
Noah and the Whale
Frightened Rabbit
White Lies



And my name is Scott.

We will:
Buy a bag of marshmallows and a box of markers.
Draw crazy faces on the marshmallows with the markers.
Go to the mall and place them in random places all incognito-like.