People who are the same keep it that way.

I see it all the time, ladies want somebody who can make them laugh... well here is a cute "dirty" joke you can tell around this holiday season, use your own discretion as appropriate.

Little Johnny and little Suzie are playin' in the sandbox. Suzie leans over to Johnny and asks "what's a penus?" Little Johnny says, "well I have no idea but I'll find out and next time we play, I'll let you know!" "Ok!" she says.

So Johnny's sittin in class and raises his hand. "Mrs. Johnson, what's a penus?" Embarrassed a little, Mrs. Johnson tells Johnny, "well Johnny, that's a question better to be answered by your parents." "Ok" Johnny says.

Later that evening, Johnny's sittin at the dinner table and asks his mom, "mom, what's a penus?" Taken by surprise & after spitting up some of her food, Johhny's mom said, "Johnny that's a question better suited for your father to answer!" "Ok, mom" Johnny answered.

Finally Johnny's father gets home late from work. His wife informs him "your son has a question he wants to ask you." He goes to Johnny's room and says "Johnny, do you have a question for me?" Johnny all excited, says " boy dad, I sure do! I asked Mrs. Johnson at school and I asked mom too. Dad, what's a penus?"

Johnny's father all glowing with pride as he gets to have that father/son talk says "OK, come on son I'll tell you what a penus is". He pulls down his pants, points to it and says, "son, that's a penus, that's a PERFECT penus!"

Johnny all excited to finally have his answer goes "alright dad, know I know what it is!"

Next day little Johnny and little Suzie are playing in the sandbox, little Johnny is brimming with excitement as mission is accomplished, answer found! He leans over and whispers to little Suzie, "hey, you still want to know what a penus is?" She says "yeah, sure!" So they scurry off to the bushes and little Johnny pulls down his shorts, points to it and says "that's a penus and if it were two inches shorter, it'd be a PERFECT penus!" ;o)...

Cover all the stuff that some people go on tirelessly about in the their profiles, yawn. Oh it's cute to read a really original one, but gee whiz after you've read _______, it becomes a little tiresome.