I'm looking for a Jim and Pam kinda love! Where have all the good men gone and where are all the gods??? I want Chivalry! I Like being near water, working out, raquetball, singing in church, teaching sunday school etc..I'm the kind of person who sees a sign that says turn left, but turns right anyways.If you take the heat...don't tickle the dragon! If you can't sweep her off her feet....stick your leg out and trip her!..Live life on the silly side...things are much easier to handle!I'm very sexy with the correct backlighting, shower every day, tired of shopping in the damaged goods dept & willing to lie about how we met... offering free meals till end of Nov. - My goodness this is fun!
I dream of a better tomorrow... where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned..In the end I want to have no regrets...
If you're ever feeling down about yourself,like you can't do anything right,just remember;you were once the fastest,strongest,most victorious sperm out of millions!
DISCLAIMER...SERIOUSLY!!!! I am totally turned off by men who feel the need to put a picture of their car on here....do you really think that impresses women? You will also need to have at least "three" pictures of yourself...(no fake modeling pictures copied off the internet)Too many fakes on this site and I will weed you out! AND if you have the phrase "OMG" anywhere in your profile or in a message to me I will delete you.....you're an adult please speak like one!END OF DISCLAIMER!

How about letterboxing?!?!? Never heard of it? Just ask or google it! Drinks...
Your'e not drunk unless you have to hold the grass to keep from falling off the earth. Can't remember the last time I was drunk.......if I could remember..then I wasn't drunk. I'm not a big drinker! Make an effort here guys....Make me laugh, be different from everyone else....
I can't make you want me,
All I can do is stalk you and hope you give in.[grin]