Ok... For you men who don't understand H U M O R it is what makes you giggle and laugh.. you know when you open your mouth and that funny noise comes out, if you do enough of it your sides may even hurt. If you do it right, it can even get hard to breath. Now thats a good funny!! That is what I love the most in life at this point.. laughing. If you look hard enough you can find humor in just about anything!
Now,I have one son who is 16 the baby. The other two ankle bitters are over 20 and have moved out. I have been single now for over 5 years. Ready to find my Mr.Perfect, notice I said "my mr.perfect" thats cause none of us are perfect. Thats right... none of us, not even me or the man I am waiting for.
However, are you gentle, kind, sweet, caring, love kids & dogs, and think you would be able to keep me in line? Can you tolerate my Country music if not love it as much as I do? Could or Would you play along and or watch as I TRY and bowl or play a game of pool?? Would you laugh right along with me as I make mistakes? You are not a heavy drinker are you, maybe on occasion but not daily or even every week..... unless it's PEPSI or TEA or the like and If you are Old enough and Smart enough to of kept your OWN transportation... ha ha ha as I am NOT a sugar MOMMA just a MOMMA and you think you can keep me rolling from laughing and you just think you might be able to keep me on my toes well give me a shout.
Let's see what did I forget...I enjoy seafood and chineese food, I enjoy cooking too when I have someone to cook for other than my son who gobbles it down in less than 5 minutes!! This Guy will be able to treat a woman with kindness and not feel like a whimp, as that is the manly thing to do! I am not looking for a man to "take care of me" but for a man to accompany me. I like doing things outide, walks by the lake and such, but when I do it just reminds me that AGAIN I am alone, so the TV has become my best friend...lol I like to do my own yard work .. I am just me, no different on-line or off, what you see is what you get. If you don't like then by all means then please DON'T LOOK
In any event thanks for taking the time to read a lil bit about me and I hope you have a wonderful day/night!!
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God Bless My Parents and my Great GrandMother
Well,if I say what I wanted for a first date from a guy then HOW would that be called a suprise? I want a guy to take me out! Can I be queen for a night? It asked!! Ok ok ok, I will settle for a nice quiet dinner by the lake so we can talk. How bout that beautiful moon, oops I forgot I wasn't suppose to go out when the moon was full.....
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