I love walking around (and occasinally getting lost) odd places off the beaten path...i don't mind going out but i'm also really happy just hanging out in a park or at home just talking and watching a movie or listening to music...I hate amusement parks and and most of the vomit inducing rides...I think that Charles Nelson Riley was one of the coolest people EVER...

I'm really into music...Everything from Queen to The Smiths to Roxy Music to David Bowie to Brian Eno to Tangerine Dream

i'm not into health food, i hate working out (i play soccer and get enough of a workout at my job), and i'm not all that crazy about the actual act of travelling (unless someone else is paying for the trip....ok, just kidding (not really)...i DO like seeing and experiencing new places, i just hate flying...but once i get through that i'm ok)...i hate coffee and being a phony socialite...isn't honesty refreshing?

I despise hypocrites and will taunt them mercilessly with "your mom" jokes when i get the chance......

i think the art of pranking people needs to be brought back in a major way....people are taking life and themselves way too seriously these days....

I am currently on a crusade to convince people that Bono (of U2 fame) is the worst rock frontman of all-time (the polar opposite of The mercurial Freddie Mercury of Queen, who was the KING)...having said that, Bono should be held in high esteem for his "Unforgettable Fire"-era mullet...Damn, that thing was magnificent......

and speaking of crusades, isn't high time, that as a society, we allow dodgeball back in our schools?...i mean wtf?

I work for The City of St. Louis Horticulture and Forestry Divisions, growing and planting flowers downtown for The Downtown Partnership and cutting down dead trees and planting new ones in Forest Park while heckling bikers who bite it on the path (true story)...I do not (and will not EVER) pop my collar and wear a dirty baseball hat backwards....

i was not put on this earth to be the "provider" for you and your children...take me for who i am, not who you want me to be..

I think internet dating is just as stupid as meeting someone in a bar...because afterall, unlike horny drunks, nobody lies in an internet profile do they??


and yes, i do have all my teeth and they are not rotted, crooked, snaggled, or any sort of unsavory (since i have been asked several times...you poor girls must see and hear it all).......

i think "serial daters" (male & female) are weird...and i think women who get a charge out of a bunch weirdos giving them constant attention and validation through a stupid dating site are weird as well

in the "looking for" part of my profile i put down "hang out" but i am completely open to dating, a relationship, and possibly a long term thang with the right person...so don't let that throw you off

ignore authority...destroy your heroes....do what ya like...
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ALTERNATE PROFILE (for those who liked to be lied to or who like the mundane and boring):

I'm workaholic who believes in family and turgid morals. I make over $200,000 per week and own my own business. i am a POSITIVE person 24 hours a day, 365 days a year (as well as leap year)..so much so, that my positivity will melt your face off..I am a physical stud who works out seven times per day. I eat healthy and have my blood and vitals checked once per week. I'd love to make some lucky lady my wife so she can look after my kids and cook my dinner, as well as be on my arm for business functions so i can make the other saps envious of my pulling power. I need a great listener so i can regale her with tales of my manly triumphs in th business world. I have twelve cars ranging from luxury to sporty to a dragster even! And if my money, success, material goods and looks weren't enough for you, i travel all over the world constantly..yeah, i love to just get up and go to all sorts of exotic locale and YOU could be the lucky lady to go with me! You're in good hands with me! I never lie and would never think of cheating on you..I'll always treat you like a queen...even after the honeymoon phase is over! Start giving me your applications now ladies..you don't want to let me get away! I'm the man! I have the most toys, so i WIN! Doesn't that entice you??
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well....so much for my alternate profile...pick the one that suits ya best but i'm not responsible any sarcasm or lies in either...


"When you’re a teenager and in your early twenties love seems desperately eternal and excruciatingly painful. Whereas as you grow older you realise that most things are excruciatingly painful and that is the human condition." - Morrissey

"Let me describe the perfect date: I take her out to a nice dinner. She looks amazing. Some guy tries to hit on her... now he wants to fight- so I grab him- I throw him into the jukebox! Then the other ninja's got a knife, he comes at me, we grapple, I turn his knife on him. Blood on the dance floor. She's scared now. I take her home. I'm holding her in my arms. I reach in for a kiss... I hear something in the leaves, I flip her around, she gets a poison arrow right in her back. She was in on it the whole time... but I knew." - Dwight Schrute-The Office....

Everyone is different so it would depend on the person and their likes/dislikes..some people might like to go out to nice dinner while others might want to throw some darts and drink beer as others might like to demolish the neighborhood 8 year olds in some street hockey or partake in a spirited game of full-contact wiffleball...different strokes an' all that...........