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I am looking for friends to hang out with, maybe eventually that will turn in to something longterm.
I believe your partner should be your best friend anyway, so rather than jump into something lets take it slow.

I have never been married and have no kids.

In the uber rare occasion some one says, "You know who you look like?",it's always either Jason Statham or Woody Harrelson, depending on how many trips through the buffet in to it that you first see me. I don't see it but at least it's not Dwight Yoakam

A few ground rules:

If you are still married, separated, or divorced please don't put your status as single. It's wrong.

If you live with your parents, please don't "forget" to include that important fact.

Big girls. I know you need love too, but if you weigh more than I do please do not describe yourself as "average". There are several of you that need to finally just admit you are actually BBW. I am not trying to hate as I am no Brad Pitt but being honest isn't being a hater.


ME:

I work in computers.

Not materialistic. I like nice things, but not caught up. Definitely not a $30,000 dollar millionaire.

Pearl snaps. I wear them almost everyday. Some are obnoxious.

I like vintage, I think I should have been born in the 50s.

I like Texas Red Dirt music, but enjoy anything not mainstream.

I like to go to live shows.

I DVR The First 48 and Family Guy.

I have an awesome dog named Jake.

I love to go bargain hunting, whether at a garage sale, thrift store, or the Galleria.

I think I have a creative side.

Love football, college and Pro.

I love to try new places and restaurants. Too many in Dallas to not check out.

I just bought a house and I love to do home improvements.

I like to run and work out; I am trying to lose about 15 lbs. I am 6'1", 225lbs. Not fat but not skinny either.

Some people rock the skinny jeans. I rock the husky jeans.

I am teaching myself Spanish.

I heart Sunday Funday.

Urban Cowboy.

Total clothes horse.

You will probably like me if you like goofy jokes or puns. If you don't like me you probably have no sense of humor so I guess I am not missing out on too much.

We will also probably not get along if you have really really short hair or wear Jesus/Roman sandals.

I don't mind that you are a vegetarian if you don't mind me wearing leather boots and eating a medium rare steak. Fair is fair.

I love being "Uncle". It is so awesome. Some of you say you have the cutest nieces and nephews but I know that isn't true because mine are the cutest, ha.

The first time we meet shouldn't be a "first date".
Let's have a casual meeting, something breezy.
We should be able to tell if there is any clickage.
If not, at least we had fun.
If so, let's got on a real date!