I should tell you about my hobbies, goals /aspirations, I should also talk about myself some more, what makes me unique* , and my taste in music. I want to be successful and secure a date with you and afterwards take you on a long walk under the stars where we can talk about: our hobbies...goals/ aspirations...our personal lives and what makes each other unique* and of course our tastes in music.

I have hair on my face, chest, and believe it or not, the balls too. If you're looking for that clean shaven girlboy you might want to look somewhere else, princess. Or you could change your thing to say female seeking female. Oh, and This is a two way street. I don't give a *uck. You don't have to shave your legs/mustach/pits/unibrow/chest hair/back hair/bush. Don't get me wrong, I don't plan on seeing your bush anytime soon, or...ever...but especially dont shave bush. I'm not a pedophile.

Three words:

Back

Yard

Wrestling



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On our first date I would whisk you away in a...wait, I mean on... your own bike! as you follow me to the 7-11 for corn dogs, hot pockets(your choice!)and pepsi soda. Afterwards we can ride to the park and feed "wild" animals (ducks and geese) loaves of bread. Once we have successfully allowed the "wild" animals to gorge themselves on their natural sustenance, we can take the bus to the other side of town where we can view the old people in their natural habitat,(tennis courts, golf courses) and discuss our reluctance to grow feeble and weak.