I'm not very good describing myself ... the first profile i wrote seemed to make everyone think i was looking for a one night stand.

I know I'm sarcastic, i don't take crap from too many people, and I'm a pretty happy person. Actually I'm not as mean as i say i am. I can be pretty kind and I've been known to care about people too much.I have an wicked sense of humor. I'm very into music, i actually do listen to EVERYTHING (including polka). I can be an airhead. I love all the arts, love to read, have way too much info in my brain that no one needs to know. I play poker. I go out to party. I spend most of my days stalking men or going to the mall and stalking men.

I don't feel obligated to say anything informative...this is my section to ramble on and on about absolutely useless tidbits of information. So if you want information, please politely smack yourself upside the head and look else where on this page.

I like myself...not in an arrogant egotistical **stard sort of way, but in a "I like myself" way. I like most people, unless you're the aforementioned "arrogant egotistical **stard." In that case, I will go out of my way to make fun of you and poke holes in your pride, unless I find you attractive, then I will just blatantly hit on you until I realize that you're a douche (well that's if you're a guy, I don't know many "arrogant egotistical **stard" females).

I'm basically just looking for friends to start with and see where it goes from there. I'm not looking to play games so if you're married, or taken please move on.
Hmm...I'm pretty much open to many new things I'm not picky at all.
As for what i look for in guys i expect about the same sarcastic dry humor as i have. If you don't have a brain please make sure you're pretty enough to stare at while i listen to your air headed ramblings.

Hopefully most of you realized that was a joke... a bad one but you can at least say that i tried.

If you have any questions feel free to ask.

As i said above I'm not looking for a relationship at first . Just looking for friends to go out and paint the town red with.