I am one lively lucky gal! I just checked my email and found out that I won the "Bolivia Lottery", so things couldn't be better! I can't believe I have won 54 times in the last 3 weeks. Now I just need to give them my account information and should see cash rollin' in any day...lol!!!!

I just had vacation in China. I go every year around Sept. 20th.... it's " Love Your Teeth Day"! I never miss it!!!

I love to play Monopoly because it is the best-selling board game in the world.

I once counted the ridges of a dime. Did you know it has 118 ridges???

I like to cook. I chew gum when peelin' onions, it helps keep me from crying.

I also am writing my first novel, it is the shortest book ever. The title will be " Everything a women should know about a man".

Being silly is fun.......
Get some bright orange cones and divert traffic from a nearby street through campus or a parking lot.
OR... glue a shiney half dollar to the ground in a busy public place. Then sit back and watch people pass by and try to pick it up!

I am fluent in "Shafling" and I have counted to infinity 5 times!

One day I would like to paint the White House. It will only take 570 gallons of paint.

Things that make me go ...Hmmmmm
People that point to their watch while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours?

I enjoy swimming in the N.C. ocean because I know 90% of shark attack victims survive. Lets body surf!!!

I'd like to tell you a lil' bit about my idea of the perfect match.
PLAN)A If I can't have George Clooney then I will need to go with plan B.
PLAN)B Well, it would help if he spoke Shafling as well, so we could goof on people when we were out. People wouldn't know what we were saying. (lol.... I really don't speak Shafling)

I guess you are thinking...WOW... she's one chopstick short!!! Nope not at all...lol...maybe shooting for some attention!

I know what I want.......
I don't like most guys but...I'm not interested in most guys and besides perhaps that's what makes those few unique individuals that I do connect with all more special.
Myself- I love to laugh, so bring it ON!
What's your story? What are your pet-peeves and what makes you weak in your knees from joy and happiness????

OH, if you enjoy woodworking and might be a "fix it all" that is a plus in my mind.

Just show up!
If we make it to the second date.....just show up!