About me:

"I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed out
that I’d just quit my job and become a bum for a few years, because
I was thinking about doing that anyway."

I bet you're wondering....how can he not be married by now? I know. I'm picky.

Whatever. In life, there are two types of people who you'll meet -

- those who like you, and those who can go to hell.

My positive outlook on life is what gives me a boy-ish glow.

Anyway, nice to see everyone.

What date? I don't make dates. I make miracles.