Now that I have your attention. I am Scott, and I am new on here.

I am exactly the guy you are looking for, the guy you will think about right before you go to bed and the guy you will think about first thing when you get up in the morning. I am the guy you will get mad at, sometimes for no apparent reason, and other times for very good reason. But after all the dust has settled you will know you made the right choice. ;)
My friends consider me as trustworthy , honest and funny, but you can be the judge of that. My outlook on life consists of the following - there are endless fish in the sea, opportunity always knocks, if I want something I will get it with hard work and perseverance. And of course there is always enough of me to go around.

I want to share my zest for life and good fortune with the right person !

A race... loser has to buy dinner ;)