I'm here because I know that a lot of great friendships and relationships have come out of these dating sites and I'm here to get my share.

I'm a super chill, laid-back person. Not much gets me stressed out and I'm pretty much impossible to offend. I've got a dry, sometimes sarcastic sense of humor. I can find comedy in just about anything.

I'm kinda ridiculously honest. It takes some people a little time to get used to, which I think is a humorous commentary on human interaction in the 21st century. I find most people can handle the truth (and are grateful to hear it) and it's not really worth my time to try to sugar coat everything. And, frankly, if I have to lie to get someone to like me, I don't want to know them anyway.

I'm very independent. I've got my own life and my own friends. No one would ever describe me as "clingy."

If you want to watch me writhe in pain just play some Celine Dion or James Blunt.

I don't believe in black and white. Life is the gray area. I never believe in something too much. The only way to grow is to be open to new ideas and ways of thinking.

You: You take care of yourself emotionally, physically and spiritually (and I don't mean that in a religious sense). You are intelligent and educated; have your own opinions and aren't easily swayed. You understand subtlety and anticipation. You're spontaneous but never rash. You get bonus points if you ride a motorcycle or speak Spanish, French or Italian (I want to learn and they say the best way to learn a language is to speak it on a regular basis...).

Oh, and by the way, if you like to start thumb wars and tickle fights, you've met your match. Bring it.