I'm just a shy quiet girl, it takes the right type of person to draw the crazy and giggles out of me. I can get very talkative if there's good material to work with. I'm not a priss, not a princess, not judgmental and there's no unwarranted attitude here. I'm laid back, low maintenance and would rather hang out at a pub with some peanuts and a good game and good company than out on the town club hopping. I'm not, however, a doormat. I treat people the way they treat others...feeling ****y? yeah...so am I. Arrogant and obnoxious? Good luck getting two words out of me. Narrow minded and stuffy, take it elsewhere please, life's too short for hang ups. Ah so it's games you like to play? There should be a high school around the corner to soothe your itch. If you're sweet to me, I'm twice as sweet. Respect me, and I'll treat you like a king. Cook for me, and I might have to accidentally tie you to my stove. SENSE OF HUMOR IS A MUST!!!!!!!!If you're laid back, respectful, can take a joke, are open minded and easy going, we'll have plenty to talk about. I'm an opinionated woman, so either leave your insecurities at the door or keep on moving.

I don't respond to lame pick up lines, I'm not here to get "hollered" at. Please, have some respect for YOURSELF if not for me.

Looking for some friendly people who want to pick my brain and would be kind enough to let me pick theirs. No one seems into really getting to know anyone anymore, you all seem to just want a quick fix, and get so offended if someone is put off by your aggressive attitude. Any type of relationship, friendship or otherwise, takes effort, compromise and compatibility.

Calling me baby, hot stuff, boo or any other cutesy names usually reserved for couples well into the first year of a relationship won't, contrary to apparent popular male belief, leave me a quivering mass of wide-eyed wonder dying to hear more of your schoolyard vocabulary range.

Now that the technicalities are out of the way, let's get to the fun stuff.

I like a challenge, I like being silly and goofy, and I love anything that brings out the kid in me. I'll eagerly buy an archie comic at the checkout aisle and read it like it's a piece of fine underrated literature. I'll climb a tree if you dare me to, and attempt to pelt you with the acorns of said tree. I have an awful weak spot for animals, I love anything with 4 legs (any more legs and I'm liable to curse and jump onto a chair while you valiantly dispose of it). I'll sit up in a tim hortons til the sun comes up drinking cold coffee and stale donuts if the conversation is that good.

With me so far?

Grab a beer and sit down. There's lots more to talk about.

Dates are overly romanticized and put a lot of pressure on both people. The best time spent together is unexpected, unscripted and unassuming. The greatest foundation for romance is a good solid friendship...when you lay down some trust and bonding time, it makes a kiss out of the blue that much sweeter.


***whichever of you asshats keeps reporting my picture and having it taken off the site, you are a sad, sad little man. I pity you and your small penis.***