1. For happiness, I enjoy going on long walks, long bike rides, and long periods of time going to concerts, shifting my weight from one foot to the other. PlentyofFish's name definitely appeals to my perverse sense of humor mixed with utter despair. If you can translate this, you're wonderful.
2. Someday I hope to own my own apartment with lots of sunlight. I would also like to be in a relationship with someone who wants to be in a relationship with me. And I'd like to successfully win the European version of Axis and Allies as Great Britain (no easy task).
3. I have exceptionally bad vision. This vision allows me to see things like an impressionist painter would have seen them, colorful and blurred. Also, I have become surprisingly mellow over the last few years, so unless you're particularly aggressive, chances are I would probably at least like you.
4. The below really gives you all the information you need to know about me music-wise, in case you are interested. I listen to a great deal of music, some of which falls into the extremes of quiet and loud, and this varies depending on my mood. See below link:
http://www.last.fm/user/utopiantheorist
5. I watch some TV, including Californication, House, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, South Park, Bored to Death, Simpsons, etc. Also some might describe my interests as somewhat artsy. Unfortunately I am not a dog person, or a sports person, so if these are major parts of your life or focus, I may not be the one for you.

Yes, I realize how many people put up song lyrics on their profile, in an attempt to sort of connect with that type of person. Without further ado, I present my addition to that proud tradition:

Come along with me to my little corner of the world
Dream a little dream in my little corner of the world
You'll soon forget that there's any other place
Tonight, my love, we'll share a sweet embrace

And if you care to stay in my little corner of the world
We could hide away in my little corner of the world
I always knew that I'd find someone like you
So welcome to my little corner of the world

And if you care to stay in our little corner of the world
We could hide away in our little corner of the world
We always knew that we'd find someone like you
So welcome to our little corner of the world

We would each say "Hello" to each other, quite awkwardly, and depending on the level of awkwardness, would decide whether or not to proceed with the date. A hug doesn't hurt either.