Simply put, "a lover of life", a fun person...who laughs easily and very often laughs at himself...Realizing a sense of humor is an important survival skill…

It gets worse: I am an unmistakable and perpetual optimist with a vengeance. Described as generous and kind, contrastingly I often feel fortunate to be gifted with an inexplicable and implacable inner strength...

And yes, I do have a constant interest in people, languages and cultures, along with new stories and ideas...And I do enjoy giving…

In the best sense of the word, I am a real “sport”...I love animals, photography, graphics, aircraft, boats, cars and have an absolute enthusiasm for virtually everything...

In plain English: There is no substitute for actually living a life..."What's the gamble, what's the price?”...

As one who is extremely at ease with himself (a natural person)…There is this profound feeling of sorrow and pity that extends to those who are not euphorically intoxicated by the Sea...

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THIS IS NOT A MEMO:
The message above was written by a deceptive incurable borderline personality. It’s all pure self-congratulatory nonsense. Sure it sounds good, “How in the hell could this be a natural person? Even the photos are phony!” (POF Truth Brigade and Department of Homeland Hygiene/Richard B. Cheney Chairman

Here are the facts:
1. Since the last photo was inserted a month ago, Mr. Wild and Wonderful, has gained 100 pounds and looks like Shamu. Actually, can you imagine Danny Devito in Speedos?.
2. Absolute enthusiasm for virtually everything” Bull!! Just ask him about New Jersey!
3. "What's the gamble, what's the price?” Yeah, yeah, yeah! Since when, did using an ATM become such a big crap shoot?
4. And speaking of crap! Middle management my eye! He worked in advertising, producing radio & TV jingles and ogling at near naked models, in string Bikini lingerie! Some work!
5. A constant interest in people, languages and cultures? Get real! His Spanish sucks and he reads the subtitles of foreign films...his interest in world cultures extends no further than the International House of Pancakes and Zorro..
6. Euphorically intoxicated by the Sea! Only fish and drowning people drink salt water!
7. At ease with himself? This is total honky-jive! He’s just another wanna-be whack job, a “Barney Fife” in the flesh and a recovering bed wetter!

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WHO I WOULD LIKE TO MEET:

As a product of both public and private schools, K through 12, I recognize, that those initial educational pursuits, induced a very low threshold of boredom in all things, middle age has made it much worse…

I AM OPEN,
but would most prefer a GYPSY WOMAN---- Brazilian, Dominican, Argentine, Ethiopian and Polynesian women...naturally, rank very high...Heavy drums and scanty native dress have always been a big favorite with me....

I DO NOT EXCLUDE:
Goobers, Bowheads, Femy-Fems, Tattooed-Tootsies, Harley-Humpers, the Artsy-Aesthete, Olympic Toileters, Snake Worshipers, Office Divas, Hospital Dietitians (nauseating food anyone?), Lysol Abusers, Soccer Moms, a Bayonne beautician named Rita, School Teachers, mothers of awesome children, mothers wishing to marry their sons, self described...classy chicks, Pimple Pickers, Insatiable love-gluttons, Hodads, Academics, Former Trophy Wives (an oxymoron?),Crazed Codependents or those that might be pardoned or on parole...

And even those unfortunates, with serious reading challenges, who sometimes write:
"Have you read the testimonial on your website? You are now blocked from my emails."
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Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age.
Jeanne Moreau

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*Failure to implement the above procedures could mean an immediate revocation of your driving privileges, an IRS tax audit, extradition, rendition, a subpoena to testify before the House on Un-American Activities Committee, a Fatwa Decree from the Iranian High Council of Cultural Revolution and a mandatory archival screening of all Wolf Blitzer interviews.

Bonnie and Clyde set an incredible standard for first encounters...