Treat me good, I'm loyal and at your side! Be kind and understanding, I'll value your insight and warmth! Live honest and openly , and everyday will an adventure together! I'm just an old fart that needs to hear a hockey game once and a while. There are a few things that I've kept working, old bike, old car, old 4x4...bowel movements! I don't need to be replaced, just enhanced...now if I could do something about this hair! I am looking for someone that is not afraid to say "Hi...do you have health care...seniors discount?" Someone that will drag my sorry ass out of a tight spot and not worry about her hair! Someone that will forgive me for getting in that tight spot and messing up her hair! We all are here to find someone, and shine a light on them! I have no tolerance for head games, I have enough trouble not wanting to say to the Matri' d "Table for three! Me, myself, and I!" A person that has a sense of adventure and is willing to conquer a fear to achieve it! Please tell me an interesting story, Ive heard mine too many times now!
Looking for someone that can appreciate waking up to a cup of pressed Malawi in the great outdoors! If a motel is your idea of camping, maybe leave the opera gloves at home 'Barbie' cause I am no 'Ken'! A sharp wit and intellect are a big turn on, a kind and understanding nature to animals and people alike helps too! Did I mention I love to play on and in the water, but a horrible dancer on land thanks to two left feet and a trick knee! So if you won't mind getting your hair messed a little, able to deal with smartassisim, own a pair of steel-toed pumps with optional gurney and medic-alert, endure a hockey game on T.V., take time to "Live in a van down by the river" now and then, can handle a situation when someone brings Doritoes to a popcorn fight, knows the difference between Heinz ketchup and Hunts catsup, then let your fingies type "Hi!" point and click...just remember a day without laughter is like a day without sunshine, and a day without sunshine...that would be night! Remember some people dream of the adventure, while others stay awake and do it! Next! Puppy pictures are appreciated and will be critiqued by my hairy kids! Should I just post all photos of my dogs? We're a package deal, unless you think I will fit at the foot of the bed...Sooo what are you going to do...put on your shoes and run or get on your bike and ride?

Do you want the unrated version or the edited for time version? One might be intended to have a straight 'Q' and 'A' session over a coffee while my pups interrupt with their tire and ball. The other one might end up with us in the van pointed backwards at the drive-thru handing over a note demanding fries with our stolen bowling shoes still on! "Mugshots! No thanks, I have my own!"