Well, here I am, ladies, lucky you!

Let's get one thing out of the way right off the bat: I'm not looking for a penpal. I'm not interested in taking a few weeks to see if we hit it off in cyber Fantasyland before we can meet up for a cup of coffee. That's a little backwards in my book. Until I meet you, I won't know if I'm really interested- and the same goes for you. So if you're the paranoid type who wants to email me until Thanksgiving and then possibly plan to meet sometime after New Year's, let's avoid the ugly confrontation now, and I'll just say, right here, that I'm not interested.

First date? Let's keep all our options open.