I'm a really lai....wait, you've heard this one before?

When I was little, I wanted to grow up to be a bird. I am 28 now, but I am still keeping my fingers crossed.

I stayed in school because my career as a professional juggler never took off.

I am pretty independent, I like to pat myself on the back frequently.

I usually sing in the car when I'm driving alone. I almost auditioned for American Idol, but figured I couldn't drive that far without losing my voice.

I have 10 best friends but try to stay in on Saturday night. But I somehow find myself out having fun on a Saturday night, so I suggested my friends should work as professional kidnappers.

I have a hard time accepting the fact that Saved By the Bell is not real, so I am waiting for the reunion show.

For fun, I like to sing karaoke while pointing to random strangers.

I motivate myself during my long runs in the woods by pretending some serial killer is chasing me.

I can link myself to Kevin Bacon in 6 steps.

If life is a journey, I think I've accidently taken a few detours, but I'm not too worried about the destination anyways.

Things that turn me on include guys who can spell out the word "you" and use correct grammar and punctuation when e-mailing me.

I could continue to type, but then I may have nothing to say on our awkward first date. So I will just stop here and leave you in suspense.

I love long walks on the beach, especially the turning around and walking back part; Romantic candle-light dinners where it's too dim for my date to really see how much food I'm stuffing in my face; Cuddling in bed to save on my heating bills.

I'm just trying to find my happily ever after, just like you. As my friend said, "My coworker plays Rockband with his kids and makes love to his wife when he gets home from work. I send stupid messages to girls on dating websites." Makes me want to find you that much more.