***** D-BAGS NEED NOT APPLY!!!! IS THERE NOT JUST ONE GUY OUT THERE THAT ISN'T A COMPLETE A-HOLE???? I'M JUST SAYIN'! (No, I am not a bitter woman, just sick of the crap. I am actually a very optomistic person.)*****

As far as me: I am best described as a Tomboy Princess… I love getting all dolled up in heels and going out on the town, but I also love lazy days watching football and drinking an ice cold beer. If I’m not laughing and smiling, then I must be asleep. I hate to argue and love to laugh. I am always giving people reasons to laugh, and it is usually at my own expense. I am a very sarcastic person and sometimes it gets me in trouble. I am told I have smile that makes you melt and eyes that you can get lost in.

***3 Cheers for randomness:

I was once attacked by a frog (yes, an evil frog):
(Well, to set the story: It is about 1:30 in the morning after a few beers.) I come home to my apartment to find an evil frog on my doorstop staring at me with its beady little eyes! I am scared of frogs and think to myself, "I have a couple of options here. I can step over the frog and go inside, but then I take the chance of him jumping on me or inside my apt. Or I can fight him off!" I chose to fight him off! I gathered some sticks and rocks and began to throw them at this evil creature. It failed to work. He just continued to look at me like I was an idiot. I then, against better judgment, decided to throw my flip flops at the frog. Still, nothing. He failed to even budge. He just continued to glare at me. If looks could kill, he would have killed me! After about 10 minutes of fighting with this evil being, I decided "screw it" and I was going to sleep in my car! So, I started back the walk of shame back to my car after being defeated by a frog. Only coming up the walk was a very nice random man. I stopped him and said (well, prob yelled), "PLEASE HELP ME!!!" He, like the frog, prob thought I was crazy! I take him to my apt door to show him this wart infested evil creature and explain to him. He laughs and then walks very bravely up to this frog, picks him up, and places him in the grass. He then proceeds to shake my hand and introduce himself. Ha! "You just touched the frog. I am not going to shake your hand!" I did however introduce myself. Then, I went inside. Now I sit back and wonder, was this mystery man my Prince Charming? Was the frog a metaphor? I will never know because I moved.... If he wasn’t my Prince Charming after all, then is it you?

I hate pumping gas and checking my voicemail. I love heels and flip flops. I hate materialistic people. I am not into name brands. I love picnic weather. I also love college football! (BOOMER SOONERS!) I love to cook. I hate bad teeth, and I am a sucker for a pretty smile and great eyes. I was captain of the girls golf team back in high school. I love salad, but don't want lettuce on my burger or tacos. I am very clumsy. I am very random if you haven't figured that out yet...

I am a proud mother of two little monsters! My kiddos are 4 and 5. I have been happily divorced for 2.5 year and have 50/50 custody with my ex husband. I am not looking for a daddy for my kids, they have one. I am not looking for a husband off this site, but I am not the one night stand kinda woman either. If you are looking for nothing more than a piece then look somewhere else. If you are looking for more then send me message. I just want to find a decent guy that I can have a great time with and take it from there.

I am tired of getting the same emails. Give me something unique and different. What’s your best/worst pick up line and did it work? Make me want to message you back…

I love being spontaneous, but a first date should be planned by the guy. I think starting with something simple to make sure there is a connection is always good. Then take it from there. FUN is the key. Surprise me.

Things I have never done but would love to try: skiing (snow/water), sailing (this is a big one that I really want to do), swimming with the sharks, skidiving, scuba diving, bungee jumping, learn to salsa/swing dance, learn to make sushi, along with many many other things. I love trying new things and always up for adventure.

"GIMILF".... where is comes from:
***I almost joined the ARMY Reserves and just decided in August not to. That is why the "GI" is part of my name.
***The rest of my name derives from my 4 yr old son. (To set the scenario: My old roommate is 7 years younger than me. She used to joke around and call me mom and in one conversation called me a MILF. My son must have overheard.) I took my kids to Chick-fil-a and this guy walks up and says, "Your kids are too cute." Before I had a chance to respond my son says, "Yeah, my mom's a MILF." I was so embarrassed. I laughed, put my head down, and just walked off. How would one respond to that? What could I do? Ever since then, it has been a big joke.