NOTE: Where it says "I am looking for" it does not say I would like to engage in intercourse with you, it indicates dating..this is a dating website for people who dont have time to meet people elsewhere.. if u wanna get laid.. go to the bar, if your looking for @ss on the net then your sh!ts weaaaak! haha anyways

I work hard, because millions on welfare depend on me. I put the “sexy” in “dyslexia”. My foot weighs 8lbs. I'm the master of awkward sentences followed by awkward silences. I'm not a big fan of meeting guys @ bars, I'd rather go and party hard with people I already know or met else where, things are a lot less creepy that way. I love listing to music, dancing and random sentences. I feel affection for snow at x-mas. I love lamp. So like I said before, if you like awkward situations I'm your girl, and don’t worry after a few minutes it's not awkward anymore, just extreamly uncomfortable

go get booster juice, then play by the escalators and play with slinkys.. perhaps if that goes well we will go back to my place where we wil shot gun lucky and make a fort out of the couch cushions