Average human.. the usual 4 limbs of all which can bend at certain joints...

My goal in life is to be the musical chairs champion and have amazing skills in giraffe impressions, I've been training incredibly hard but still haven't got it...

I am odd and have a compulsion to try to reach a certain point i.e. lamp post, kerb before a car goes past when walking somewhere, volume on the tv and radio have to be in even numbers and I sleep furthest away from the door.

I love tattoos, piercings, lying in bed when its raining, giggles, reptiles and I have a gorgeous little lizard called Timone!

Going to an ostrich farm, where I insist that you jump the fence and carefully select the best feather for my bird feather collection I MAY show you one day.....

**If your not a willing participant in ostrich chasing and possibly being slightly or maybe drastically maimed by an ostrich then please don't message me**