I have two snakes a trouser 1 n a Calafornia corn snake whch is close to 5ft long I also have a dog and a budgie.
My profile says I dont have a car, I have a bike (currently not on road )
I tend to have a laugh n joke around quiet alot at times dependin on ma mood, you will have noticed above about a trouser snake, well there aint ne such thing well there is but am not talkin about that lol.
No matter what my girlfriend does I always love them,Iam really supportive with most things, there aint much that someone can throw at me that I dont under stand..........





I like a girl that shows that she loves me, doesn't tell me lies a also like to be held quiet a lot, like to be touched when she walks past me a also like a girl who is supportive and caring



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Renault and Ford are working on a new small car for women, they are mixing the clio and taurus,and calling it the 'CLITARUS'; it comes in pink.with or without fur on the dash, the average male thief won't be able to find it, even if someone tells him where it is !

Two doctors lying in bed after sex, he says to her 'You must be a surgeon, you washed your hands before and after' she replies ' You must be an anethetist because I didnt feel a thing !

Girl says to boyfriend '' U make love like you decorate '' he replies '' what...slow with smooth strokes & professional finish ?' '' no '' she replies '' more like the fupin council, u just bang it up , leave a right mess & I have to finish the fupin job myself!

IF ur heart is broken tell me, I'll get the glue!
If ur lost in life call me, I'll come find u!
If your sad please txt me, it's my job to make u smile !
If ur happy let me know, we'll celebrate vodka style !

In ur darkest hour when ur fed up & blue just remember Iam here 4u!
Iam no angel & I cant change ur fate but I'd do anything 4 u coz ur my m8

Mick opens Paddy's fridge & says '' why do you always keep an empty bottle of milk in here ?'' Paddy replies ''in case someone wants a black coffee you thick xwat''


I may not always txt you. but our distance makes me miss u...

I may not always stay in touch.but I care 4 you so very nuch..

I may not always stop 2 say hi . but I hope neva 2 say goodbye...

I may not prove 2 be the perfect friend. but I hope the friendship we share, never ends.


How did the baker get on electric shock? he stood on a bun and a currant ran up his leg!


what gets longer when pulled, fits between tits , inserts neatly in a hole & works best when jerked?
A seat belt!!!
Buckle up where goin 4 a drive !!!

Special people are like balloons once you let them go you cant get them back. So Im gonna tie you to my heart so I never lose you!


Boy asked girl ,
Do you like me?
She said no.
Do you think im pretty?
She said no.
Am I in your head?
She said no.
If I left would you cry?
she said no .
He left!
She grabbed his hand and said: I dont like you I love you , your not pretty your gorgeous, your not in my head your in my heart , and if you left tomorrow I wouldnt cry Id die!








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Id just like to meet up and go from there.



MERRY XMAS EVERY ONE