Requirements - listens, cooks, cleans, pays compliments, nods head in all the right places. Good with a hammer and paintbrush. Do you look good in pinny? Yacht, stables, indoor pool and holiday home(s) may just sway it LOL.

As gorgeous as Thiery Henry, wit of Jimmy Carr, idioticity of Harry Hill, style of Paul Weller. Oh a billionnaire father is always a plus. A box at Man City too.

P.s. forgot to say about six pack and stubble and of course must be prepared to lie about where we met LOL.

Please don't feel you need to meet all of the above requirements on my wish list to message me - i'm a firm believer in equal opportunities and will consider applications under individual criteria. I'm also a realist - it's about feeling kinda nice with someone and having a laff.

Please leave me a message would love to meet new friends x

Under 21's - thanks for the offers but seriously now, whats the chances.  Also have to decline those generous offers of "fun" in the bedroom with all you married men, copy and paste your "exclusive" messages elsewhere. Profile pics which include dogs and/or beds defo suspect (call me fussy). Oh and those tatoo pics - not quite sure about those either.

who knows ............. circuit training maybe, ice skating, amazing maze, horse riding, game at eastlands.