What is with all the good girls falling for complete DOUCHEBAGS!!??

Alright, someone spent BIG BUCKS designing this site so YOU can fall in love, so LISTEN UP and see what I'm all about.

I know it says I'm looking for "other relationship", that's just because the option of "super-happy-fun-friendship-with-wonderful-woman-that-doesn't-turn-into-a-dictatorship-and-make-me-stop-doing-the-things-I-love-relationship" wasn't in the scroll-down menu. There, I said it.

My body type says "prefer not to say" only because BRICK SH!T HOUSE wasn't in the scroll-down menu either. Smarten up, POF.

I don't need to go into great detail about who I am right now, but there are a few things I feel are worth mentioning.

Here is an individual that doesn't care about your current level of success or lack of it. Sure, success is the idea here, but success is ONLY SUCCESS when you CONTINUE to think and do things RELATED to your success. Fifteen Facebook status updates daily seems counter-productive.

Success in anything starts with you. Regardless of your past relationships, jobs, health concerns etc., you can begin to change that streak of this so-called bad luck by shifting your own PERSONAL AWARENESS.

Being self-employed, you learn an awful lot about what it means to commit to something. Every endeavour can turn into a feast or a famine, you just have to maintain that passion that you had when you first got into it. I believe that lifes biggest failures are the PEOPLE who QUIT at something right before they were about to succeed. You'll never EVER be able to go back to the good ol'days if all you do is complain about how they are gone. Wouldn't it be nice to have a BETTER time than you did before? Why settle? This is especially true in relationships. Think about it.

Two things I value the MOST are happiness and integrity. I practice these traits every single day.

I love these guys at the bar that watch a few episodes of "Keys to the V.I.P." and really think they know something about women. Time to grow up guys. I don't consider women to be objects. If you want some TapOut shirt-wearin pretty-boy with a few lines of bullsh*t that he's rehearshed before he goes to the bar, they're a dime a dozen. What YOU NEED is a REAL MAN (click send message below to contact a REAL MAN).

Playing hockey is something that I enjoy doing as well. This season is going to be awfully busy with hockey for me because it's something that I LOVE to do. Ideally it would be nice if you did something physical as well. It gets the mind and body in line and when that happens, you're ALWAYS in a GREAT mood.

Well, enough about me, it's time for you to decide if you want to message a real man, or that guy who has all those pics up on his profile of him partying with random women so he can re-assure himself of his heterosxuality, that guy who always says "aiight" and "homie" when he's talking to his "bros" on the phone and looks like he shops in Tony Hawk's closet... Or that creepy guy with the ice-cream truck.

Only into honest people. "While I was drinking and fooling around with him, all I was thinking about was my boyfriend," still counts as cheating.

If you liked my profile, you should check out my cable fishing show.

This profile will self-destruct.

Lots of options for first dates. It's getting colder, so going public skating can be fun. It'll give me a chance to hold your hand or put my arm around you if you can't skate very well. If you can skate, then we'll play tag with the little rodents (kids).

A good first date usually consists of me arm wrestling your dad and swearing in front of your mom. Swearing is ok, as long as you use those words in a sentence.

Mini golf is another exciting sport... only if you don't take it seriously. By serious I mean, if you bring your own clubs.

Coffee or tea is great, but a lot of times the conversation ends up in a rant about our last relationships... then we each walk away thinking "pfff, b***h has problems!"

Or we'll get our names tattooed on eachother to "like, show how much we care and stuff."

Of course, we can always do what YOU want to do. But if it sounds boring I'll send my stunt double out on those dates.