Congratulations to anyone who actually reads this. I'm bored, it's late so deal.

Ok here's some random Crap about me.....

My ankle's pop when i walk.

I don't really like sushi, but I like the california rolls alot.

I have had the Sesame Street Theme Music in my head 4 days straight.

I like to make shurikens out of CDs and throw them at people.

My dad looks like Cap'N Crunch

I can pick up things with my toes & drive with my feet

I LOVE Dr.Pepper...it's like crack to me.

I need to finish this list so I can have my pancakes!

I can catch bullets with my teeth.

I fall in love way to easy.

I once Failed a sobriety test totally sober.

I've Seen it all. Done it all. but Can't remember most of it.

I can juggle knifes,chainsaws,gernades,apples,and cinder blocks.

I know about a 1000 karate chops that would knock out a 500 pound bear.

My favorite meal is Brain stew soup with cilantro, dead flies, and baby fingers it's mmmmmm mmmm good! :P

I'm building me a jet pack so i can fly to germany,japan,and france.but my first stop will be GG allins grave.

I can wiggle my ears & twist my tounge ;)


ok allow me to introduce myself I'm alex and I have two eyes, 2 ears ,1 nose, 2 legs , 10 fingers, a mouth, a chin, i burp really loud, im not perfect...but hey who is, and im addicted to nachos, ok there ya go im done writing here, now if you excuse me i gotta go drain the lizard king.


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let's throw darts at each other.