Online dating is like crack, I don't want to be on it but can't stop myself from signing on. I grew up in Brooklyn, like camping, fishing, astronomy, photography and leaving my cell phone in taxi cabs. I'm past the clubbing stage of my life and prefer quite bars where you can actually hear someone speak. Crazy things CONSTANTLY happen to me and I guarantee that I've broken more bones then anybody you know. I read over strangers shoulders on the subway and get angry when they turn the page before I've finished. I still use "the club" as my primary anti-theft device. I make the BEST hamburgers and BBQ food. I'm looking for a nice, caring (hopefully knows how to cook) women who has intelligent and/or normal things to speak about.

I'll be myself and you be yourself.