I have nice shoes, nice teeth, and I have a great relationship with my family.

As you can tell from the pictures, I have model good looks. So I spend regular time at the gym. You think all THIS comes without sacrifice?

I like laughter. Any jokes you don't get, I'll explain them to you. (s-l-o-w-l-y)

I work really hard, but sometimes I’m perhaps not as serious as I should be.

I am all about the next adventure, whether it's a long weekend in Vegas, a short roadie to a football game, or searching the aisle to discover the most curious-looking bottle of wine with the best company.

I promise to tell your family we met at the bookstore.

There are no stickers of Calvin violating a Ford logo on my car. I only post pictures with my shirt on. There should be a fine for wearing an askew baseball hat, like a speeding ticket.

Football is my thing. It would be neat if it were yours, too. If not, you can schedule your shoe shopping, scrapbooking, or venting about me to your friends during these times. This will make both our lives better. Really.

I love trivia. I can ID just about every artist/title of any 80's song, including the one-hit wonders, such as M/A/R/R/S, Falco, and Slade. Practical? Not really. However I won’t embarrass you if you bring me along to game night.

This is why you are cool: You are assertive and confident, and definitely not desperate. Strong in both obvious and secret ways. You are on your own personal path to growth, but would enjoy that journey a little more with someone else. Open to new experiences in life and turning me on to some of your favorite things. You are that rare combination of both good listener and excited to talk. You make the best of what life inevitably dishes out. You celebrate my accomplishments as if they were your own, and I promise to do the same for you.

And if you can't laugh at yourself or hold a conversation about anything deeper than your cell phone and accompanying plan, please move on.

The last guy you looked at is between his first job. The next guy you look at goes brown belt and black shoes. They both live with their parents.

When you've had enough of guys who tuck their sweaters into their jeans, send me an e-mail. Looking forward to hearing from you! Please work in the word "unbridled."

Now why on Earth would I decide this before we have a nice e-mail exchange? I can guarantee a neutral location, one where we are both comfortable. And something low-key that allows us to get to know each other! No movies. No 4-course dinners.