YOU FIRST...You are going to have a great sense of humor and a keen wit to along with it. You'll really like to laugh and sit and talk and you'll like to hold hands. You'll be known for smiling alot. You'll smell really nice, by the way. You'll have a strong, confident personality but you won't be overbearing. You won't be a party girl...rather you'll be fun, positive, energetic, kind to everyone, incredibly honest and everybody will describe you in those terms. You'll have a career and be a busy person. You'll probably have children and if you do, your children will be the center of your world, it won't be your career. You'll like animals. You will have learned from life's mistakes. You'll be down-to-earth, not pretentious, and you'll believe that you possess a whole lot of practical common sense. You're gonna be an Ohio State fan...hopefully, and you're NOT gonna be from that state up north. You won't be surrounded by drama. You're gonna be normal...which means that you love to shop for new shoes and handbags and get mani/pedi's and bargain shop at Target! HA! (I've never used the term "mani/pedi" in my life..I just heard it!) You'll be pretty and in shape but possessing most of these inner intangible features will make you the sexiest woman in the world to me.

ME...I'll make you laugh, I won't make you cry. I'm intelligent and have a sharp mind and you and I will enjoy matching wits. I have a lot of energy. I'm creative and artistic. I'm fun and funny. My friends, family, employees and co-workers would describe me in those terms. I like a spirited exchange of ideas but I don't like to argue. I am loyal like you cannot believe. I like to pamper and spoil whomever I am with. I love Lowe's and the Home Depot because I like working in the yard and around the house. A fresh pile of mulch in the driveway is a turn-on, sorry, it just is. I'm athletic, I enjoy watching all sports but like to play tennis and golf. I like to kiss my girl whenever wherever. I am a gentleman. I had a great relationship with my parents. :) After you've had a bad day, I'll want you to tell me about it so that I can massage your shoulders and make things better. I want to write a book, run a marathon, and learn another language. Let's go back, did I mention that I really like to kiss? I like jogging in the rain on hot days, sitting around a fire pit on cool nights, and taking the top down on my convertible every day I can. I love animals and children..especially my own. I am an AWESOME daddy. I have a strong work ethic and I am a good provider. The National Anthem is my favorite song. I love my God more everyday. I am selective and expect much because I believe that I offer much. Thanks for reading my diatribe!

I agree with some people that the first meeting should be somewhat short...over coffee or dessert, for instance. But if things click, instead of dinner and a movie...let's do come up with something different to try.