So, this is my first online dating profile.

I was born and raised in the city and I enjoy showing people my favorite places, etc.

I love a great meal but a burger and a bloody at Melon's is heaven.

I like hanging out on Sheep's Meadow and people watching with friends, golf, ultimate frisbee, noodling around on my guitar and convincing myself that I sound better than I actually do. I'm really good at that. I can do a mean crossword puzzle.

I love to laugh and I could be described as sarcastic. That's a lie. I am sarcastic. I'm a smart ass and I usually can't help myself but if I take a jab at you, you're a good friend.

I have a habit of getting sucked into horrifically bad movies.

I enjoy a well-made****ail.

I don't like seafood. I've tried sushi and I don't get it.

My taste in music? Mostly classic rock, but I'll listen to anything (except country). I do enjoy going to live shows (music, comedy). If you've heard of Richard Cheese, we'd get along famously.

I wish I could travel more. I've been around Europe, Australia, and NZed (my fave).
I wish I could speak another language.

In da pub, Not in da club
British Office, Not American Office
Abbey Road, Not Sgt. Pepper
Manhattan, Not Annie Hall (Close Call)
Yankees, Not Mets
30 Rock, Not, well, anything else on NBC

This profile is clearly amateur hour. Cut me some slack!

Grab an afterwork****ail or dinner. Some place low-key. And a walk around the neighborhood.

Maybe someplace where we can watch all the other couples that are so obviously on a first date.