I am completely insane. I am looking for someone who wants to run my life and tell me what to do. I enjoy reinacting scenes from Family Guy in real life. I am really not any fun and will probably embarrass you in public constantly. I drink heavily and wake up in the woods near dead wildlife. Not sure what happens, but may be you can follow me and find out. If you're looking for a neurotic man with mother issues I am your man.

Our first date will hopefully go over better than my last ones. Unfortunately every time I introduce my mom to my first date she's drunk. We have had multiple instances with her being naked in the living room watching COPS. Second usually after dinner on our way back to the Motel Room I bought for the night, there tends to be a misunderstanding which turns into an arguement. And I have yet to find a woman who wants to join me in my extreme hatred of silverware at dinner. So I'm hoping to finally have a good date and something positive to write.