About my life and what I'm looking for

So I was watching the Jerry Springer show and decided to call the number listed on the TV. I told them about my situation. That situation being my 11 kids (9 different mothers) and how over-crowded my trailer is getting. They invited me and my kids and ex’s to be guests on the show but when we got there they wouldn’t let me on the set of the studio. I later got a letter that said I wasn’t allowed on the show because I had too many teeth (yes, I have all of my teeth) and that seems to be unfair.


So I’m hoping that you don’t reject me as well. That would be too much rejection to handle right now. Thanks for understanding.




In my own words

for fun:

The best thing ever is to shop out of other people’s carts at the grocery store right in front of them. When they say “hey, that’s mine” I say “sorry sucker! You haven’t paid for it yet so it isn’t yours”.

my job:


Part time brain surgeon. Part time rocket scientist. OK I’ll be serious for a quick sec:


I currently am a professional insurance claims adjuster for a health insurance company. I also help out with my family’s business.


my education:

I’m way smart. And I can speak goodly.

favorite hot spots:


Favorite place to eat is the Norfolk County jail early Saturday mornings after a serious night of boozing. Aint nothing like free food! Actually, I’m not sure that I have a favorite hot spot so maybe we can discover some together.


favorite things:


Skinny dipping, social time with friends and family, a game of nekkid twister, reading, love learning and doing new things, and I’m a big sports fan: Go Pats, Celtics and Bruins!


last read:

I just read a great profile written by a lady in my area. Was it yours I wonder?