I love to go camping and fishing with my lady. If she's got a boat, that's even better! I like rock, old school style, going to concerts, playing pranks and joking with people. If you don't have a sense of humor, don't touch base with me. Go find one.
I like living alone, but not sleeping alone. I find the single life style can be fun, but can also make for some lonely nights. Touch base and let's make them not so lonely anymore.

I've always wanted to date a beautiful, young Oriental woman. Small, petite, fine.

Have you ever polished a bald man's head while eating ceviche? Ceviche is: an appetizer of small pieces of raw fish marinated in lime or lemon juice, often with onions, peppers, and spices. And I've got the hookup.