Hi!

My name is __________ (fill in the blank with whomever you'd like me to be).

I know you have been looking for a guy who _____________, and who ___________, but who doesn't ____________. Seems impossible to find that type of guy, right?

Well that's why I'm writing to you today--to rescue you from all of the other loser guys out there. Cause if ANYONE understands your situation, it is me: because I KNOW it's been really difficult ever since ____________, and that's why I think we'd get along really well because I too _________________, and when I was a kid I used to ______________. No way, you too??!!!

But don't for a moment think that I am __________, because I am not. Unlike most guys, I ____________, and I'm not even gay, can you believe it?! But just because I'm not gay doesn't mean that I don't know how to ______________. I'm a classy guy, let me tell you.

Now, your friend ___________ says that I might be your dream guy. Maybe that's because I ___________, ____________, and am an expert at _____________. And between you and me, I can ___________ like a real pro. Hey, shame on you if you filled in that last blank with something vulgar or unlady-like! I thought I knew you...

Anyway, I hope you'll give me a chance. Especially since _________ thinks we'd be perfect together. In fact, __________ told me that you are a HUGE fan of ____________. So, SURPRISE, I have much of that give you, and when we meet, I'll have that waiting for you in large supply! :)

And, yes, the big answer to the big question: I am looking for that girl who _________, or who will join me at the _______________ for no reason but to hang out and __________, or who will go to ____________ with me this summer. Cause I abstolutely LOVE to ____________--crazy, huh?!

So yeah, I am looking for my summer girl--for that girl who maybe will become my fall girl too. Maybe even my spring girl. But most importantly, my friend girl. And if the words get reversed, well, that's a bonus. Because most importantly, I want to become your _______________.

All my love and affection,
and waiting patiently for you my entire life,
-Harry (which is my fake name of the day)
or go to www.MonroeMann.com to see who I really am.

P.S. - Who am I really? I am a 32 year old man. I hold a masters of entrepreneurship, and am finishing up my JD/MBA at Pace. I just applied for my DBA (doctorate of business administration) and my LLM (masters of law) in real estate. I am the author of 6 books (see amazon), one of which is a barnes and noble # 1 bestseller. I own three businesses. I am a bronze-star nominated iraq war veteran. I play my music pretty much every Sunday at Petes Candy Store in Brooklyn. You can watch an interview with me on CNBC's the big idea at my company's website www dot unstoppableartists dot come. Enjoy! Write to me!