I'm the type who'd be happy not going anywhere as long as I was sure I knew exactly what was happening at the places I wasn't going to. I'm the type who'd like to sit home and watch every party that I'm invited to on a monitor in my bedroom.
I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it.
Im against picketing but im not sure how to show it!

i wrote the book on 1st dates, new york times best seller!