I'm looking for a girl who's willing to lie about how we met.

I'm not a fan of boring people. Hopefully you're not boring.

My passions are dancing(bboying) and self improvement(physical and mental). I enjoy fashion, comedy, causing trouble, getting out of trouble, sex, and occasionally conversing after sex. Basically I'm a good time.

In a girl I look for intelligence, beauty, and humor. Every girl I've ever met "loves to laugh" and I'm sure most have it in their profile on this site but it's rare to meet a girl that can make me laugh, so bonus points if you can do that.

I guess if I had to imagine my ideal girl they'd like sneakers, the smiths, early 90's hiphop, japanese fashion, french electronica, depeche mode, sushi, dancing, drinking, horror movies, and other awesome stuff. But if you don't like any of that it's fine, I'm a pretty open minded person.

People still go on dates? Well I guess we could sit awkwardly and try to grasp for conversation? Or we could go out, be social, laugh, have a merry time.

OR...we could watch Return of Living Dead, because if you don't like it chances are we wouldn't work out anyways. Best to get it out of the way early.