If you don't look like your photo you buy the drinks until you do.

Mission Statement: Find a good man to make me forget about all the others I've met!QUALITY VS QUANITY!!!!!!!!!!!!
BELOW ARE EXAMPLES OF WHAT PROFILES WOULD LOOK LIKE IF ALL YOU POF PEOPLE WERE 100% HONEST.
MALE:
Hi I'm Joe User, I am Single and looking for a Single female, must not have kids or any kind of sexual history, however, you must be able to perform like a pornstar when Im horny, needs to be skilled in all aspects of house work as I will work on her car if it breaks after 3 weeks of thinking about it. I will on occasion take out the trash.
If your a man in your late 30's or 40's and want a child or more babies click on the next profile..........
She must not drink when we go out as I will be drinking heavy and will need some one to drive me home. Must be willing to preform FELLATIO whenever asked.
Must be ok with a man checking out her friends boobs and also making comments about a womens ever growing ass.
able to handle finances a plus, if you are willing to pay all the bills, I'll give you a few bucks now and then, or let you keep the change when you go buy my cigarettes and beer.
If you use the word Hella in a sentence, and think it's alright please be black.
white men talkin' ghetto is just plain silly.
if your sportin a mullet and have a rainbow kitty tattoo on your arm, do not tell me you went through a gay phase! once a gay man always a gay man, be proud, I dont really blame you.
First Date,1st meeting, drinks, coffee, pop, beer, mexican circus? Whatever!
1st date! that could be almost anything!
I prefer the first date to be at the zoo, because, if you are on your cell phone talking or texting through-out the date, I can feed you to the polar bears!
Bonus is if you have graduated from the He-Man Women Haters Club and can provide a certificate of completion!



I have a great life, but would love to have someone to share it with. I have more energy than most and friends tell me they can't keep up with me. I enjoy a good challenge, an relish in accomplishments. Your appearance will catch my eye, but I need someone creative to keep my attention. The man I seek will be supportive, understanding, encouraging, loving, affectionate, physically appealing, a gentleman, stable, honest, ambitious, a good example for others, giving, not one to "keep score", play no games, flexible, a good provider and protector, and able to let me be me. I want a best friend who I can talk and share absolutely anything with, without the fear of rejection or judgement. He should be firm (maybe even aggressive) when needed. This man will be "old school." He'll treat a woman like a lady and understand that chivalry still exists. Please if you are still married, still in a committed relationship or not over the last one do not contact me.

It's all optional with the right person.