I am in currently getting divorced (legally separated with no chance of reconciliation)and have been out of the dating scene for 10 years. I am pursuing my RN but that is temporarily on hold due to said divorce. I only have 8 classes and 400 clinical hours to go till I graduate though. I was set to graduate next Dec but this divorce put that on temporary hiatus. It just sucks with me being so close I can taste and smell it. I am NOT going to give that up. I work as a waitress at Chili's so yes I am a Chilihead haha. Margarita's anyone?
I have two super freakin awesome kids who are my world. They are superfantastical and completely adorkable and abnormally well behaved so I am sure they did NOT get that from me lol. I have an "intarded" dog (per my daughter) and a munchkin cat with 3 inch legs who looks like she should wear a helmet and lick windows in her spare time lol.
I am a social butterfly and love to be around people. I do smoke like a freight train at times but I can go without just as easily for short periods here and there but several hours is pushing it and then I get grumpy. I drink on occassion and have smoked some herbs here and there but thats a social thing too so not even really worth mentioning yet I just did. I am pretty random and I prefer it that way.Despite my dorky nature I am actually a pretty almost smart cookie. So don't let my awkward ways fool you.
I like vampires and all things related. I am into most music but prefer in no particular order punk, alternative, rock, and emo. I suck at rock band two but I fail like a champ. I read because well I like my brain cells to grow and thrive. I love to bake and can throw down in the kitchen. I am all about the Bears and White Sox. I like to joke and have a good time. I love to shop because what woman doesn't? I am expensive due to said shopping lol. I always like a deal and I think I am addicted to sales. =P
I like scifi shows like True Blood, Heroes, Smallville, Supernatural, and Reaper. I also watch stuff like Greys and House. I even indulge in some webjunk, best week ever, and natgeo. I enjoy porn believe it or not. Mainly japanese cartoon porn cuz that stuff is hilarious. Though I am not a fan of porn addicts either.
I have an iron stomach though I am terrified of bugs. I think laundry is the devil and can't iron my way out of a sheet. I don't sing in the shower because I am that bad. So don't ever think you could get me trashed enough to humilate myself at a karaoke bar. Not even for 1 million dollars would I do that. If you have a problem with that take it to Mr. Bigglesworth. =P
The last movie I saw was Twilight and was irritated because the book was sooo much better.I don't get out nearly enough but I am hoping this site will change that. I have an eclectic taste in movies. I watch scary movies even though they give me bad dreams.
I have a twin brother so I can be kind of crude at times. I am very much a tomboy with lipstick. I will burp and instead of saying excuse me I will say "d*mn that was sexy, turned your crank huh?"
I want to go into hospice care once I FINALLY get my degree. Not to be morbid but because I think death is very much an important milestone of life and people should not feel alone or feel like they have no dignity when they are facing their final moments. I want to ensure that my patients will maintain their dignity and pride as much as possible while providing comfort for their transition. I am not very religious but I do have faith.
I am psycho when it comes to most holidays and it is my house that you can see from space on Christmas. I have 5 tattoos and plan on more but I don't want to totally covered either. I'm not a skinny girl but I can still see my special girl when I pee so I think I'm solid there lol. I pick my cuticles and bite my nails when I don't have them done and especially when I am stressed out. I hate feet, even on babies. =/ I am slightly neurotic about things like washing my toothbrush in hot water and antibacterial soap because I am afraid of microscopic poop particles. I steal hand sanitizer and latex gloves when I go to the Drs office because I am getting billed for it anyway. Plus latex gloves make the best balloons lol.
My clean laundry will turn into mount Everest before I put it away. Don't get me wrong, I will wash it till the cows come home, it's the sorting and seperating that absolutely kill me. I can drive a stick shift and change the oil but I would prefer someone else change the oil because that's how I roll. I like chat rooms and my social networks. I hate liars. I also feel you should lead by example and own up to your mistakes. I think your life is a series of checks and balances and you should always try to do more good then bad because one bad thing tends to cancel out 1000 good deeds.
What I am looking for: A best friend and lover eventually. I want men who are men. I don't find men who get pedicures and their brows waxed so attractive. That doesn't mean however that it is ok not to wash your tail. Hygiene is essential and I am not into dirty men who can't wash their tails. I don't want my man to be prettier then me. You must be mentally stable because I am done dealing with psychos. If you have anger management issues, insecurity issues, or are the jealous type, you can get to stepping too. Been there done that, not doing it again. What is in my pants is pretty freakin awesome, I think that is something that should be earned as opposed to given freely. Kind of like trust.I am really just getting my feet wet with the dating thing so for now I am just taking this one day at a time. If awesome smacks me in the forehead, I will not be opposed to it and welcome it with open arms. Yet, I am not in a rush to jump into anything serious or long term. I am not so starved for love that I will mistake a bisquit for a steak. If your message does not catch my attention I will delete it. I think there is someone for everyone and I am looking for my eventual someone but I am in no hurry or rush to get there.
If we do go out and things go well do not assume that one good date means its ok to claim me like property. I am not looking to jump into anything and I prefer the slow and steady right now. Don't go on getting all jealous because I may get busy and won't devote every waking moment to you. I am a single mom with kids and a life who actually earns a paycheck. Deal with it and accept it or move on. I am also not the type to blow off my friends and family because I am in a relationship, so don't be surprised if I say I can't go out this night because I am going out with my girls. It doesn't happen often but it does happen. Respect me and I will respect you is what I am saying. Ok this is a novel that needs to end now lol. Happy fishing!

I just started the dating thing so I guess whatever it is normal people do on first dates. Uh is it still movies and dinner? Lame I know. I guess going dancing or out somewhere nifty would work. Public places are always a bonus because well I don't want to end up chopped into a million pieces by some random stalker/ murderer lol. Though if I did end up on the news I would hope they had a decent pic of me because wouldn't that just suck to have your absolute worst pic plastered all over national news?
I do have to say that I am a bit old fashioned when it comes to this and I expect to be treated with respect. I like doors being held open for me, I like manners and chivalry. So do me a favor and use them. = )