I would love to find a friend and companion. I don't need anything, but I have gone it alone for a long time. It would be nice to have someone in my corner.
I have a fantastic sense of humor, if I do say so myself. However, if you find sarcasm annoying we should not communicate. I am intellegent and I take pride in that. Honestly, I came home from work the other night and my daughter informed me that she had created a profile for me on this site, because "it's time.". I'm a little frightened, but I've had a couple of beers so I'll punch through.

I have never done this internet contacting people thing before. Anyone who contacts me could be a 75 year old woman in prison in Nebraska, telling me she looks like this picture of a hot man and is a hugely successful business tycoon. I'm not going to tend to be trusting. First date, coffee with my entire family?