Sarcasm Detector chesterton Indiana singles, chesterton Indiana women

Sarcasm Detector The Bottom Dweller: Nostradamus is an ***hole

City	chesterton Indiana
Area	United States
Ethnicity	Caucasian
Sign	Aries
Height	6' 0" (183 cm)

Age	20
Gender	Man
Body Type	Average
Religion	Non-Religious
Hair Color	Brown
Private Images	No
Chemistry	View \| Relationship Needs: View

I am Seeking a

Woman

Who is Looking for

Friends

Smoker?	No
Do you drink?	No
Marital Status	Single
Profession	Expert-level misanthrope
Smarts	Some college

Do you want children?	Does not want children
Do you do drugs?	No
Do you have children?	No
Do you have a car?	Yes

About Me

Online dating is one of those things
Where some go for a single-night fling
But I find that a bore
You see I want more
But not some creep who will cling

So I am here to try out my hand
Searching profiles across the land
I'll look at any old profile
If you're within 50 miles
Still alone so I'm stuck with my hand

If you shop at the mall for your clothes
Or dress up like an idiotic ho
Please do not even bother
I'll think you a tosser
Please oh please have an interesting soul

I listen to lots of metal music
Given a choice I would always choose it
I despise Mtv
It's just an Empty Tv
Is it true if you don't use it you lose it?

I am a wise-cracking bloke
I stutter and laugh til I choke
Can't think of more lines
My idea trough ran dry
I always think everythings a joke

	First Date
	I do not know, how bout this? Have coffee and discuss topics Like some new disaster Or that Nostradamaus **stard And maybe we'll end with a kiss?

Sarcasm Detector has 2 roses that can be sent.

Add to favorites