I assume the idea here is to come up with something smooth and clever.. I'm sure you want to hear that I love my family and friends and that I love babies and puppies.I am a caring, loving, intelligent person who is looking for the one. Are you THE ONE? I am handsome, cute, funny, sarcastic , did I say handsome and cute. Not sure if this website is for me but its got to better than watching Family Guy. ( I love Family Guy) , Curb your Enthusiam. ( I really love Curb), it's the best show on TV and of course I still watch Seinfeld I am a big Giants and Yankees fan. I am a bigger Manchester United fan. I Enjoy U2, Clapton, The Pogues and Neil Diamond (seriously) . I'm looking for someone who is smart, funny, cute,sarcastic, maybe even a smart ass . Someone who won't get offended when I eat all the cookies or all the chocolate.oh by the way, for search purposes I mentioned I speak Urdu. Oh, by the way, Larry David is the messiah . Hopefully that didn't offend anyone. Festivus for the rest of us.

Chucky Cheese? Nathan's ? Roll-N- Roaster?Heck, if you know what Roll-N- Roaster is, where it is, or even it it is still in business that would make me happy -but a nice Irish pub would do