"I'm ok, I'm alright. Ain't gonna face no defeat. I just gotta get out of this prison cell, someday I'm gonnna be free, Lord! Find me somebody to love." ~Freddie Mercury


Before I get started with the greatest profile ever created by a human for a dating site, a profile so wondrous and amazing that it may actually change your life expectancy, and is guaranteed to give you 30% less cancer, I have one question: Does anyone remember a show called Today's Special that used to air on Nickelodeon in the 80s?

Ok, onto the profile!

Looking for a Girl Who Likes Queen and Guns N' Roses

Well, I guess the title is specific enough. So, I’d really like to find a girl who digs Queen and Guns N’ Roses. You don’t have to be huge into them like me, but at least liking a few of their songs would be cool, and maybe be willing to sit down with me someday and watch Queen Live at Wembley or Guns N’ Roses Live at the Ritz 1988.

I'm a Born-Again Christian which is important to me but it is not paramount that you are one, but having values/morals that are somewhat in line with my own would be nice.

I notice that everyone always says the same things like: “I like having fun and I like people who are honest etc. etc. etc..” Well, hell, who doesn’t like having fun??? And for sure no one wants someone who is going to lie to them. I don’t understand how people expect to meet anyone with this kind of vagueness. I’m going to be specific to help you better gauge what kind of person I am and what I’m into.

Personal: I’m fairly new to Delaware having spent a number of years in Manhattan NYC. I am a medic in the Army Reserves and a volunteer EMT-B in my town. I’m planning on going to Medical School in the future (studying for the MCAT now). I’m also a professional magician (although if I call myself an illusionist, I get 20% more) currently working on a full, touring stage show. I love the beach, but only went once to Rehoboth briefly (as I said I’m new to DE). I go up to Philly a lot and hangout since my brother has a house there. He throws some pretty crazy RockBand (the game) parties. I rock on the mic! I absolutely love animals -- I have a cat and I would take a bullet for him. I’m relearning piano (used to play when I was a kid) and teaching myself guitar (just purchased a Fender Strat). I really wish I could play guitar. I’d give my right arm to be able to play...wait, that might not be a good trade off. Anyway, if you play (piano or guitar) and could help me that would be awesome! I sing in the shower (you can ask my Army buddies about that one) and in the car.
I’m a funny, outgoing guy and I’m told that I’m always the life of the party (even though I don’t drink – yeah, that’s right I don’t drink. The world is complicated enough and I want to be as clear and lucid as possible to understand it). I have a great sense of humor and don’t take things too seriously. That said, if you are someone who is overly sensitive, can't take a joke and gets offended easily, then we probably won't get along.
What else? Oh, I’m a clothes horse. I love good-looking clothes and putting thought into what I wear. From a tailored 2-button British cut suit with a French cuff shirt and black cap-toe oxford shoes to a vintage t-shirt with jeans and a pair of Converse Chuck Taylor’s. Seriously, I have a LOT of clothes… but not enough.

Physical Description: 6 feet tall, Caucasian, athletic build, blonde, blue eyes. I’m always told that I look a lot like Brendan Fraser. I guess that’s good. I thought The Mummy was cool.

Things I’ve Never Done But Would Like to Do: go to a karaoke bar, get a tattoo, skydiving, road trip Griswold style (movie lovers should get that one), bowling (haven’t done it since high school but I always enjoyed it), climb Mt. Everest, surf, metal detecting early morning on the beach

Movies: I absolutely love watching movies (my Netflix account is my lifeblood) and I’m into all kinds, but here are some of my favorites: Indiana Jones, Ghostbusters, Princess Bride, Predator, Midnight Run, The Exorcist, Evil Dead

Music: Queen, Guns N’ Roses, Rolling Stones, CCR, Journey, Boston, Foreigner, Primus, classic rock, 80s

Television: Flight of the Conchords, 24, Heroes, Columbo, Dr. Katz, Seinfeld, Arrested Development (anyone up for an Arrested Development marathon?), The Office (US and UK), Extras, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Dexter, King of Queens, The Simpsons, Lois and Clark, Batman The Animated Series, G.I. Joe, The Real Ghostbusters, Mythbusters, Pawn Stars

Hobbies: Comic books, toys, magic (which is also my career so that works out rather nicely), selling crap on ebay...Wait, did I say crap? I meant items. Wonderful, wonderful items.

Sports: I don’t watch sports except for Boxing, but I do play a lot. I pump iron every morning for 2 hours and run 3 miles a day. I play soccer, volleyball, and ultimate frisbee. I also practice MMA (mixed martial arts)/Brazilian Jiu Jitsu and compete in tournaments.

Books: American Psycho, The Giving Tree, A Night to Remember, Parachute Infantry, Band of Brothers, A People’s History of the United States, Off the Cuff, Watchmen. Oh, and I’ve read The Bible...and I’ll tell you something – that guy can write.

Pet Peeves: people who wear cellphones on their belt or have them in view, wearing a tie without a jacket, pleated pants, short sleeve dress shirts, vegetarians (for every animal you don’t eat, I’m going to eat three)
Oh, and what is the deal with people taking pictures of themselves while they hold the camera??? Yes, I know, it makes your face look thinner because you are looking up, but come on, you're not fooling anyone. And the picture of you in your bathroom mirror??? Seriously? At least use a mirror that doesn't juxtapose you with a toilet. Either way, don't these people realize that there is a little button on the camera called time delay? You can set the camera up, hit that button then move in front of the camera for your pose, and a few seconds later the little demons that live inside your camera will take your picture.

Well, that should certainly be enough about me for now. So, tell me your favorite Queen or GNR song!

And remember, the ONLY thing we have to fear is FEAR ITSELF ... and spiders.

Go surfing and rob a bank.

Or definitely something where we could talk. Not a movie. I'm cool with just hanging out at the mall or something.