Hmmm. I'm a free-spirited woman who has little baggage, no drama, no children, and am looking for someone similar. I hate narcissistic people, so please don't respond if you believe, honestly, that you're a gift to women. I need someone who can make me laugh, who can go from a conversation on literature to laughing hysterically at Reno 911, and who is just as content on the couch as they are going out for a drink. I enjoy spending time by myself, and with my friends, so I don't need anyone that wants to spend all free time with me. That won't work. I'll appreciate your space, and I'd like the same. I'm a very chill person and do not need to force anything to happen. If we get along, it will happen organically. I'm also a maniacal Broncos fan, so if you can't handle that you probably want to stay far far away.

If you cannot communicate using proper grammar, don't waste your time contacting me. First impressions are important, so if you don't want to waste your energy using pesky punctuation, capitalization, or spelling out entire words you will not get a response anyway.

Great communication skills are a must for ANY relationship to have a shot in hell at working. If when you get mad you like to punch things, stay away from me. If frustration makes you pissy and walk out on situations, you have not yet developed aforementioned communication skills. Sometimes we have to have difficult conversations that make us uncomfortable in order to successfully communicate a message that will clarify our needs. These are awkward, and sometimes suck; they are, however necessary.

And for clarification, I am in no way looking for a booty call. I thought this was clear, but apparently I've left room for some to be a tad confused.....

Let's be honest, a first date gives us the opportunity to see if we have chemistry and enough things in common and interest to make us want to go on a second date. Meeting for coffee or drinks is ideal. No movies or interactions that prohibit actually communicating, because that makes the entire thing pointless. If the weather's nice and you're game for a short hike, that is even better.