Okay, I want to retire from POF ASAP... So don't send me a rose unless you mean it. There are 206 bones in the human body... I want another one, it's called the Mr. Right bone.

Dear Mr. Right, if a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

First of all, if you are afraid of kids or afraid of a strong independent woman, STOP READING. Also, be a man, that means communicate and don't hide behind your phone. No coward zone... I value my time and feelings and I don't want to waste them aimlessly. Pay attention, I don't want an ***hole to play with, I can have sex any time if thats all I wanted, so don't hit me up for games. Be a man. Now that that is out of the way, let's proceed. :)

I love Ice Hockey (NHL) Go Sharks!, Football (NFL) Go Cowboys! I love to dance to hip hop and country music, I love to sing, play pool, cuddle and kiss A LOT.

Warning: Hopeless romantic girl alert... If you are not strong enough to handle that then um, bye, bye. If you don't know what that means, pay close attention to the following very important things I need out of you.

Don't be just tryna holla at the cuteness. I gotta be feeling your energy and know it ain't just a one thing deal. You will have to get to know me before you get a shot. Sex is great and I can have it every day of the week and ten times on Sunday for the right guy... I dare you to know me and want to be good to me.

Hygiene is very important. Wash often and be sure that you keep your skin clear and your hair soft. Hopeless romantic girls love their hero's to have soft hair and clear skin.

I only want one man, and I want my hero to be manly and muscular, muscles, muscles and more muscles... If I just excluded everyone, that tells you how picky I am. He has to wrap me in his big arms very often, cover me with his sweetness and treat me like I am special and beautiful. Even if you can't cook, try...buy me a single rose on my birthday. I am very feminine, help me with those manly things a girl needs help with, like changing the tire, hooking up the Wii, and um, taking off my clothes LOL

Me, I am 5"2, 120 lbs, athletic, not a work out a holic, but do like a lot of sextercize and sexercize with the right guy. So I do have a lot of energy.

I like tasteful public displays of affection, holding hands, and flirting a lot. Kissing is my favorite. I want to feel the rush of getting lost in his tender touch, and being tangled up uncontrollably.

I value my man, I am very loyal, stormy, passionate and intimate, make sure you have a lot of enthusiasm and energy so you can keep up. I am passionate about meeting his needs and pleasing him. I like to do for my man, I put every fiber of my being into it. I want a guy who will appreciate that.

My sincerest apologies if this sounds like chronicles of a country girl :), but this is the second time around and I wish I had half the knowledge that I have now, the last time. I don't want to spend my life wasted... I want to live it to the fullest while i am young and beautiful; with my man, while he is young and beautiful.

If you are still reading, understand this... My man is a hopeless romantic; someone who's still a child at heart, getting excited at the smallest things, and has a really loving side. I desperatly want a man who'll stay with me all night if I'm upset just watching re-runs on TV, curled up under the same blanket, making out for hours and getting lost together. I desperately want to make love in the pouring rain and get lost in him, I want him to wrap me in his arms when I shiver.

Can you handle that??? If not, move on. I am just trying to be as honest as I can because I will fail miserably at trying to live a lie. FYI, the most compatible love signs for me are Taurus, Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn and Pisces, but there are no limitations regarding consideration in this area.

If you are still confused, read my general relationship needs summary at the top of my profile.

I have a lot of demands above I know, but I am very open minded... The first date can be pool and drinks at the sports bar, games at Dave and Busters, or it can be TBD at his place or mine. I am not the kind of girl who believes in holding back, if I feel you, then it's on, let the storms begin to rage...