I'm a sharp, witty low-maintenance woman who has low tolerance for vanity, rudeness and BS. I'm fun, honest, not too bad looking, passionate, self-aware and experienced enough to have gained humility. I'm committed to being better in every way (not that I'm bad now!) and looking for someone who does the same. I'm not looking to be my boyfriend's mother.

I was raised European. Some people, for whatever reason don't like that. It mostly means I have manners at the table and I like French music. I don't expect the latter in return, but definitely the former.

I'm an excellent cook but I hate cooking alone. Cooking is more fun than dinner. Isn't the voyage always more fun than the destination?

I don't really jump out of airplanes. It's just a rumor. I value life too much for that. I'm very happy single but miss looking forward to that call, that wink, that breakfast in bed.

Serial daters, men who have something to hide, use their cell phones during a date, are wanted by the OPP, smokers, vegetarians, believe wearing a wife beater (or anything that exposes their armpit hairs) will get me hot, have posted pictures of their cars, thanks but no thanks.

Go for a walk and pretend it's not a "date". Dating is way too much pressure!