NO MORE GAMES.

First and foremost, I am BEGGING you not to judge me on my age. YES, I talk to a lot of guys that are older than me (they usually seem to be between 23 and 25) but I'm asking you to actually get to know me. I'm very mature for my age.

I'm basically amazing-ness on a bun. I'm a big deal in the little town I live in. And the neighboring one, too. I'm currently going to the Private University of Awesomeness in training to become a super hero. I have a pet platypus named Shane. I eat thumbtacks for breakfast and I've been described as "one tuff cookie." I'm so incredibly wonderful, I shine.

Now here's some real stuff

>Brink was the name given by birth.
>I blow out some candles on a national holiday.
>I am strong-willed, sarcastic, blunt, funny, mature, young, outgoing.
>I don't shine... But I do glow in the dark.
>I'm the girl you're looking for but will never choose.
>I do NOT judge, so don't pass your judgments on me. "Only One can save me, so only One can judge me."
>I am mentally stable (I promise ;) ). In fact, I consider myself to be very strong emotionally and mentally. Things don't affect me the way others are affected.
>Yes, dog tags DO make a man sexier.
>I'm terribly independent. I've worked hard in my life because that's the way I was raise. If I wanted something, I had to fight for it; nothing will ever be handed to me.
>I'm not a lazy person. I love doing things and making something of my time. It's fun. Try it, couch potato.
>I am half DUTCH and half IRISH. I love the combination.
>Don't bring your drama to me. I'm SO over drama and I keep my life as stress-free as possible.
>I'm a girl that believes in second chances every time, but rarely third chances.
>I'm just like you: I've had my heart broken, stepped on, beat up, thrown around, and stared at with mild disgust. Don't think you're unique.
>I have a very unhealthy obsession with tattoos.
>I wear my hair up more often than I wear it down.
>I wish to someday own an albino Burmese python and name it Popcorn. Yeah, I love snakes.
>I love my car.
>My hero is Seth Green. Really. The man is a comic genius.
>Parents love me.
>I don't watch TV anymore.
>I have a lot of guy friends and I grew up with four brothers. I can be a bit of a guy sometimes but I clean up well. I can fly with the men then go make myself pretty for our date :P
>I take an incredible amount of pride in my hair, BUT I'm not afraid to put it in a helmet and go to the dunes.
>I currently hold down a really crappy job that I can't stand with every fiber of my being, but I stay with it every day because I missed my first semester of college due to the fact that I could not afford it. My future, my career, my schooling; they are my focus right now and no one can pull me from that. I'm way too motivated to have someone try to change me.
>I plan on going into law but I would love to be a stand-up comedian.
>My family doesn't give two turtle squats about me, but I can't help but love them.
>I am completely aware of the fact that I look much younger than I am.
>I have a 132 IQ and I'm considered an extremely intelligent person, so if I get a message saying "wazzup baby?" or something of that sort, I'll either teach you a grammar lesson or completely ignore you. Take the money you saved by signing up to this site instead of eHarmony, and use it to buy a dictionary.
>I hate carrying purses/bags. If it doesn't fit in my pocket, then apparently I don't need to be carrying it.
>I've been through an insane amount of living in my short life and it's taught me to be who I am. All of my decisions, dreams, and perspectives are my own, developed from the things I've experienced.
>I know this is a lot of information, but if you read it all, I commend you on actually being interested in me as more than what you see.
>I am the Dying Breed.

Enough about me, what about you?
I don't judge or discriminate so I'm open to a lot of different types of guys. I love tattoos and strong chests. I'm a sucker for beautiful eyes and a charming smile. I need someone who can take care of himself as much as I take care of me. Romantics are fun but I really just need someone that can understand my humor and joke along with me. I can spot a lie pretty easily so don't try to play me. Sarcasm should be instinctual, kisses should be soft, cuddling should be comfortable, honesty should be mandatory. I don't need someone who is constantly trying to one-up or impress me. Just be real. Be honest. Be sweet. Be funny.

I don't need a relationship to bloom from this. Friends are always welcome.
Oh Em Gee look! :D
[[Sorry, I had to. I saw that little guy and couldn't resist]]

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