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I AM very genuine, a complete gentleman (yes I still open doors and all the other things) and would like to find someone who wants to jump off the dating merry-go-round - but only when the right person comes along.

What else? Hhmmmm…

1. Would like to find someone who will treat the garbage man the same way you would treat a CEO. My parents raised me to be polite and a gentleman! If you are rude to the wait staff - it will be our last date. I was raised to treat people with respect.
2. I have a full head of hair!
3. You should think American Pie and Superbad type movies are hysterical
4. We both need our time alone or with friends but YOU will always be the priority.
5. I do NOT own a Nintendo (never did) and I do NOT live in my parents basement.
6. I can “take out” all the bugs and spiders you may fear! The big ones, little ones, the ones that bite, jump, sting, fly – you name it. And when I say I can “take ‘em out” I don’t mean take them for a walk!
7. I LOATHE flakey people and anyone that says one thing and does another -
FLAKES please STAY AWAY.
8. I never have and never will wear socks with sandals, I promise. And I am not a big fan of khakis either!
9. I'm a man who fishes, plays golf, loves football, cars and all the typical guy things and will not apologize for any of it either. Why would a man apologize for being a man? But...I do NOT go to strip clubs!!!
10. If I say I will call you - I WILL. Pretty simple huh?
11. Except in the case of an emergency, auto accident or sudden onset of leprosy, I will not cancel a date at the last minute. Not classy.
12. I can change a baby’s diaper in less than 30 seconds
13. And since I'm a man (see #9) I can also change a tire. And NO not by calling AAA. I’m also quite handy around the house and love my toolbox. And I look pretty decent in a tool belt!!!
14. I only believe what people DO not what they SAY.
15. I DON’T have: a criminal record, a drinking problem, use drugs, a hairy back (or ass!), emotional issues, financial problems, bitterness or hatred, legal problems, crazy friends…well the list can go on-and-on but you get the point.

Just to be clear (since I know some women have had bad experiences on dating sites) -I am NOT ANY OF THE FOLLOWING: married, divorced, separated, looking for some action or anything else. Someone NORMAL to see where it goes would be great!

Thank you for taking the time to read my profile. And please don’t mistake my sense of humor for a lack of seriousness.

On a serious note - online dating has shown me nothing but crazy, too-sensitive, overbearing and just plain weird or immature people. If you have the communication skills of a 5 year old - please don't respond. I HAVE NO TOLERANCE for immaturity, games, bs, or anthing else that is NOT normal!