Likes: Writing sarcastic e-mails, making someone laugh, the city when it's pretty, the changing of the seasons, my friends, being an Aunt, song lyrics, making lists, Mexican food & margaritas, telling people that I'll never be too old to dress-up for Halloween or love waterslides, cold beer on hot days, frozen pizzas, two "Ross" scenes in Friends: "Pivot!" & "The Holiday Armadillo", people who make me laugh (and think), canoeing, portaging, seeing stars without light pollution, actually pressing the "door open" button on the elevator instead of pretending that I tried, dancing, dancing w/ kids, answers to questions, glassware, sparkly things, Christmas lights, holding hands, George Clooney and Stephen Colbert, Julianne Moore and Kate Walsh, white flowers, Marilyn Monroe, weekends in Las Vegas, balconies, and the time my best friend referred to me as a white Beyonce (not because it was accurate but because it was awesome).

Dislikes: Making serious phone calls, people who don't laugh when they're alone, the lack of humanity on the subway, when winter gets a little too long and grey, minds that are closed, mayo in all its forms but especially McChicken sauce, cooked fruit, the instructions on oven cleaner, people who can't steer themselves on sidewalks and especially people who can't steer themselves on sidewalks with umbrellas, superiority, when the T.V. Guide gets things wrong, the marketing campaign for Tab which makes me feel like I need blonder highlights and a chihuahua, people who press buttons that are already lit, reality t.v. snobs, explaining to my mother why I am single and the time someone refered to me as the love-child of Casper the Friendly Ghost and Sally from Peanuts (it wasn't awesome, but it was accurate).