I like fortune telling. I love Rock. Im happy next to water. I aint too hard to look at. Im a hard-ass, but Im giving. Im always joking and I think Im funny. Im very busy with my boys, but still find time to hang out and get rowdy. This part is short....you think Im pretty or you dont....you're a guy after all....if you are looking for a centerfold, stop looking and go buy one! Please be the right kind of crazy and not the other kind. I need to add that if I think you are a perv, you will be blocked. Oh, and if you do not have a picture, I will assume that you are ugly and I will insist that you find one to send me. Yes, I am a handful. I know. I am very expressive.{{you thought I said expensive, didnt you? men.}} If I like you, it shows. If I dont, you will know. I am usually forward and direct unless I feel shy. (you are a hell of a guy in that case)

Im starting to think that everyone on here is crazy

Sara Palin is a barking mad idiot! I hate hippy drum circles. I really have a thing for working men.

Drinks are fine...Crisco Twister....Butt-nekkid Bingo...Mud Wrestling...the usual..lol...